D3 body, D1 cock
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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