please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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