dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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