carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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