It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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