why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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