took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dick very happy bro
I love you. Go after that dick
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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