We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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