ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
4 words: hood of his car
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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