he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Is it penis luge time yet?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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