Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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