He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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