I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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