My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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