she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
