i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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