I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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