I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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