i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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