I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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