I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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