Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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