can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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