About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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