i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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