"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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