I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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