We won't sleep together?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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