Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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