Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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