I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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