$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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