and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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