I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
tell me about the fingering
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