so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
