My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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