are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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