It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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