I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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