Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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