You work out of a Hotel?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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