dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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