i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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