I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize