A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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