you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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