This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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