HIV tests are more positive than that guy
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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