I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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