no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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