I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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