her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Be still, my beating vagina.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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