just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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